Cheeky Wranglers assaulting the senses

Look, I've been through this before, but I feel after a good 5 hours at the Surry Hills Festival in Sydney yesterday I have to get this out in the open. Wearing shorts as small as your underpants, or even smaller are not a good look. No one is looking at you (who aren't desperate young men) and thinking 'amazing! I hope my morals are as loose as that one day!'. What people are actually thinking is 'ah why won't those tweens/teens/uni students, put it away?!' whilst vomiting in their mouths a little. They were out in full force yesterday and usually together in packs.
The great accessory to these kinds of shorts is usually an old 'vintage' band t-shirt whose sleeves have been cut off and show full side boob (please note these are bands if questioned they know nothing about). A girl in particular who won 'slunt of the day' for me was wearing a see through bra under hers so you could see her nipple peircings hanging out the side of her shirt like binocular vision. She also remarked at one point when lining up for food with her friends 'I don't even want to eat.... I just want vodka!'. Priceless.

A really good example from another blog
http://littlemissconceptions.tumblr.com/post/29759447616/nojustdont